Wednesday, December 2, 2009

This phrase was found in the "Urban Dictionary"

the balls johnson dance

when you walk around naked and your balls swing one way and yourjohnson swings the other way.
I was home alone the other night so I did the balls johnson dance.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Friday, November 6, 2009

Low Balls (so low they're under water)

I am so willing to admit that this is weird. Plus, the balls are red-shifted as if they were stellar objects moving very quickly away from us.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Friday, September 18, 2009

balls on CUSP

set dressing for CUSP 2009 at the MCA, 17 September.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Ryan's Ecstatic Fur-Balls fer Denver

-Governer Bernard Balls, 2009 A.D.

Thursday, September 10, 2009


It inspects 20 balls a second.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Monday, June 29, 2009

Balls Post. -- Johns (as is)

Painting With Two Balls, 1960

(original; ready-made, if you will. Nice jobs, Jasper)

Monday, June 8, 2009

Balls Post. -- Hubble

The very distant Ball Galaxy M74
(Notice the redshift of the balls. This is because they are moving very quickly away from us)

Friday, May 22, 2009

Balls Post. -- Vermeer

The Ball Maid

Monday, May 18, 2009

Balls Post. -- Rubens

The Four Evangelists (Discuss the Two Balls.)

Friday, May 1, 2009

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Balls Post. -- Manet


Balls at the Folies Bergeres
(This Balls Post is brought to you by Governer Bernard Balls.)

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Monday, April 20, 2009

Balls Post. -- Escher


Sky and Balls (aka. 5 drops)

Monday, April 13, 2009

Friday, March 27, 2009

Balls Post. -- Seurat



A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grand Balls

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Balls Post. -- Van Gough



Starry Balls

-- Sir Herrington Balls

Friday, March 13, 2009

Monday, March 9, 2009

Balls Post -- Birthday Balls



Happy Birthday, Balls Johnson!

Love,

All Balls

Friday, March 6, 2009

Balls Post.


These are "ball bells." Or "bar balls."
-- Sir Herrington Balls
P.S. We need some more ball posts.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Balls Post.


by,
Sir Herrington Balls